why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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