can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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