Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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