JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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