Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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