Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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