I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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