My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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