i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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