She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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