So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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