come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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