yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
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