woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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