Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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