id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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