people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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