i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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