they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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