He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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