I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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