On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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