I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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