do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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