I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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