Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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