just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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