So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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