i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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