then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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