ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
why does every cop we meet know your name?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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