Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I want to fling myself into the sun
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