So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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