this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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