please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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