would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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