my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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