Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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