pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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