College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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