WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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