you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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