So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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