rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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