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vagina is talking i cant
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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