I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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