Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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