and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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