I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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