i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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