too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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