What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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