I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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