If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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