i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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